Tuesday, July 14, 2009

we are all part of the same compost heap

Errrr…. Hi??.....

It has been a while. I mean it’s been long enough for me to be able to reduce a combo of roti-canai-and-teh-tarik-kurang-manis or nasik-lemak-telur-mata-with-kopi-O into packs of ‘biasa boss’ or ‘biasa kak’ and get the precise info across to the receiving end at roughly 90% of the time. Well, there’s a lot of getting-used-to to do after 3 long years.

You haven’t seen and experienced Malaysia until you’ve found the best (though not necessarily the most decent) roti canai, nasik lemak and tarik kurang manis stall for breakfast in town, until you’ve driven up and down the PLUS highway, until you’ve watched a live superleague football fixture, until you’ve experienced KL traffic and THE Malaysian drivers, until you’ve gone balik kampung and went mengail ikan puyu, until you’ve eaten the king of fruits and his sweet maids and hairy knights and dukes and whatever, until you’ve gone chill out with friends at a waterfall, until you’ve enjoyed some good live music and poetry, until you’ve gone strolling aimlessly at a pasar malam and at one of those super-huge-malaysian-malls, until you’ve enjoyed watching and playing some good hockey and futsal, until you’ve done your wuduk at one of the big Jawa-style kolah, until you’ve gotten yourself a silly parking ticket, until you’ve enjoyed the one thing you can’t find in the states- cempedak goreng for tea, and until you’ve joined a convoy complete with police escorts.

If only we Malaysians can translate the kiasu-ness we show on the roads to the other productive stuff we do…….

Well, a lot have changed in 3 years. 3 years is all it takes for someone to have a change in interest from being passionate about his small banana plantation to giving his undivided attention to his longan and mata-kucing trees, and to see once acres of vast yellowish paddy fields transformed into a jungle of mature enough sawit plantation. Thankfully, at least reuniting and getting along with the family after the 3 years was not really that awkward.

Let’s see…. nothing much has happened since the emotional moment at which the jumbo’s rear wheels first touched the sizzling KLIA tarmac…. I’m still jobless and useless…. haha

The first 2 weeks, I couldn’t stop sweating. And there’s nothing poyo about it. Our body is this one complex and intelligent system which has this ability to adapt to changes, and these adjustments take time. And this whole adapting to the temperature of the surrounding is termed the comfort zone in ergonomics. If you’ve been fortunate enough to visit a 4-season region or you’ve been working in a plant producing these smart thermo-sets, there’s a near 75% chance that you can find a ‘comfort zone’ point printed on the device placed in between the HI and LO, but usually placed slightly closer to the HI point. And just so you get the idea, the comfort zone, which is actually a range of temperature, changes according to the season… blablabla… So, yeah, go attend an ergonomics class.

Hmmmm…. And now I think I get the idea of the importance of money, other than the fact that the stewardess in the business class cabin is always much sweeter. I can’t even join my football or soccer or hockey teams for matches regularly because I’m broke. Ok, I wrote my way off to some RM76.12 the last 4 weeks in the courtesy of Sue, and I get some extra cash from the skim-bantuan-penganggur-muda, but the toll alone costs nearly RM80 for a return trip to KL. So, actually, there’s a lot you can’t do without money….
Hmmm…so, this is how it is to live under the poverty level. haishhhh….. Why is it that people are more interested to pay for a game of footie in a small square, rather than playing in one of the public fields, outdoors for free? Friggin pop-culture….

And since the chances of getting the Louisville job is getting slimmer, if I really want to have a shot in the middle class, I think I should start attending job interviews, and to do that, I need to first update my resume.
hmmmmm…. maybe tomorrow....hehhh…. The middle class is a tad too saturated don’t you think? We should all then find spouses from the higher line of order so there shall be evident mobility!!!...

imagine waking up to this every single morning~..... (yellowstone, summer '08)

Kena pergi panjat gunung!!!!!!....
And go have tea with the married poet (-_-)….. again…..

Fun fact:
Out of the 6 receptionists in the 6 offices I went to, 3 are named Su, and 4 out of the 6 are from ipoh.

14 comments:

boinq said...

we are all part of the same compost heap <--- 1 malaysia

thats the spirit

fight club overdose?

MO7 said...

hi boinq... hehh

poor people don't drive hyundais!!!!

kaki ini masih gatal2 mahu mengole tuan hamba
pick a date and a place... anytime!!

o ya, pe cerita proposal bukak maid service lelaki muda? mahu join? lol

-in owen we trust- lolz

masche said...

if the PM were a cool insomniac, that will definitely be the title of the theme song for the campaign...
what would tyler do if he were to be the PM?
i've actually just re-read and rewatched it all in one day last week... i have an interesting life as u can see....

ceh.. ade hati mo.... pg khatamkn dr seuss tu dulu.. hahahahahahaha
hmmmm... ini special case a.. mcm blackmarket in a market to this case in ownership.. cuma polarity dia terbalik, but both pn extreme cases.. u get what i mean???... haha..
kite test outdoors nak? 9 aside ke 11 ke... jumpa kt midfield... br bleh try alonso passes aku.. ahah

pasal maid service tu.. hantar completed paper work dulu.. nanti fikir... lol

-nak huntelaar-

el said...

hi!.. el, mike's friend, the studio..?

haaaa.. what did i tell u?...
i can really tell.. the whole night muka penat, merah2, and u didnt look like u enjoyed it at all, then suddenly the last part before u guys left terus mcm gile interested and glowy kan?
obvious sgt kot but xnk admit kan... lol

anyway, the pictures dh upload on her page. :)

skim bantuan penganggur muda? for real?

city of god my favorite juge

btw, el bloghopping then jumpa link. zubek=jubek?..

masche said...

errrr... hi
are u stalking me?... haha.. jk

haha.. people thought i was mabuk.. wth???.. penat la mlm tu.. game pagi n petang..
i was trying to get into it.. tp i guess i was the only one who knows nothing about music n i guess i wasn't dressed up for it... haha
so, when she announced that she was gonna recite some poems, i got a little excited la... hehh.. walaupun towards the end baru bagitau her husband was the one on the guitar.... damn..

ok, i can see my white cap, n ci's blurry face on the top left.... not bad la, masuk jugak.. haha

ini peruntukan dalam pakej stimulasi ke-4. tapi untuk orang2 yang takde bakat je. haha

city of god.. one of the best!!!

jubek sebenarnya, ci terkesima mlm tu.. so ter-combine name.. haha

kamu pasti kamu bukan anak patung?
lol

any other cool and FREE projects or events, be sure to let me know..

anis said...

haah la u can always jadi maid. lol

bkn mazda eh?
sory lg skali lupe cari extra ticket utk u...

brape dpt eh bantuan penganggur? lol

kacau stewrdess xpe, jgn kacau wife org !!!!..
lol

masche said...

tp nk beli lauk je la.. xnk masak, n rumah kn ade dishwasher n laundry dryer.. haha

theres a big difference between a mazda and a hyundai... u can't really go pickup girls with a hyundai... hahaha.. free je pn.
brape eh escalade kt malaysia nih?

xpe. xnk tgk malaysia kn belasah.. ahah

hmmm.. cukup la nk hidup.. haha.. padahal makan semua free

sape kacau siapa ni? ehemmm... haha
i'm not that cheap n muka tembok laa...

jeeves said...

back in good ol malaysia redi? now someone less useless? lol
we need to hangout some time.
reminisce sys cool days, kenakan edwin.. lol

phone number weih, u never reply my msn mssges

masche said...

ooo.. lama dh tak bukak msn.. sorry la bro..
i've sent u an email.. emel terus senang.. haha
less useless? maybe a bit la.. haha

jennifer said...

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masche said...

haha...
thank you margaret..
i don't get this kind of compliment that much...

Nik farid said...

heh...ade gambar aku dlm post nih..aku budget lembaga hitam kt tepi tasik tuh aku ah...

-lembaga misteri-

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